*Kramer bursts into the apartment* "Jerry, there was a fish in the percolator!"
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
God damn it, there are nice things in the world- and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
J.D. Salinger, Franny & Zooey (via uglierer)